Withnail and I

Ralph Brown as "Danny"

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Sound (.wav) files from the 1987 cult film "Withnail and I" spoken by Danny, a drug addict with his own unique view of, and philosophy about, the world.

Danny 1 If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
Danny 2 I don't advise a haircut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aeriels, they pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight!
Danny 3 The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman, it can utilize up to 12 skins, it is called a Camberwell carrot.
Danny 4 This doll is extremely dangerous...it has voodoo qualities.
Danny 5 This grass is the most powerful in the Western hemisphere.
Danny 6 Cool your boots, man.
Sincere thanks to Daniel (The Creator) Garrett for these sound files. Sounds © Handmade Films 1986.


Richard Griffiths, Ralph Brown, Richard E. Grant, Daragh O'Malley, Paul McGann

"Withnail and I" cast at 2/00 reunion for charity event.
Photo courtesy of the always lovely Linda Green, from
her Richard E. Grant web page.

Review of Withnail and I from The Gemini Site.